Beverly Crusher is back onboard the Enterprise, and good riddance to grumpy medicine. After a year apart from her son, she worries he’s too adult, all he does is study, and he should be getting in to more trouble considering he’s only 17.
And trouble he does get in to. He downloaded a lot of space porn and now the ship is infected with all sorts of malware and viruses. This threatens the lives of everyone on the ship and a scientific experiment that can only be launched once every one hundred and ninety six years. Of course, being Wesley, he did all of this by creating a new form of life in super-sentient nanites, in his sleep, because he’s a goddamned genius. In case you forgot.