S1E1 – Encounter at Farpoint

An argument troll has somehow become a God. The cast of a Terry Gilliam movie puts Picard on trial for humanity being terrible. Riker is already Rikering all over every chair on the ship. There’s a Klingon that looks absolutely nothing like Klingon’s did in the original series. HOLY SHIT THE SHIP COMES APART.

The main plot involves a military contractor that is way too good at building bases ahead of schedule and under budget – suspicious even in the 24th century. I love Wesley Crusher and when I grow up I will marry him and we will have a million star babies that will wear bad sweaters and lycra body suits.